i must touch you

handshaking can transmit viruses like the cold or flu, parasites like scabies, and bacteria

a typical hand has roughly 150 different species of bacteria living on it

University of Colorado
i may have urinated
i may have defecated
i may have masturbated
i may not have sanetised
shake my hand
i may have urinated
i may have defecated
i may have masturbated
i may not have sanetised
shake my hand

agreeing with donald trump. damn.

trump called handshakes “barbaric.” In his 1997 book “the art of the comeback,” trump wrote he’d “often thought of taking out a series of newspaper ads encouraging the abolishment of the handshake.”