i must touch you

handshaking can transmit viruses like the cold or flu, parasites like scabies, and bacteria

a typical hand has roughly 150 different species of bacteria living on it

University of Colorado
i may have urinated
i may have defecated
i may have masturbated
i may not have sanetised
shake my hand
i may have urinated
i may have defecated
i may have masturbated
i may not have sanetised
shake my hand

agreeing with donald trump. damn.

trump called handshakes “barbaric.” In his 1997 book “the art of the comeback,” trump wrote he’d “often thought of taking out a series of newspaper ads encouraging the abolishment of the handshake.”

Boris Johnson set to become shortest-serving prime ministers

24 jul 2019 – 15 oct 2019 It is 84 days from the start date to the end date, end date included

or maybe not

General election vote result: MPs refuse to back Boris Johnson’s snap election until no-deal Brexit is blocked by law

Boris Johnson received 298 votes for the election, with 56 against – nowhere near the two-thirds required.

B-B-B-Boris is geil (G-g-g-g-geil)
B-B-B-Boris is geil (G-g-g-g-geil)
B-B-B-Boris is geil (G-g-g-g-geil)
B-B-B-Boris, B-B-B-Boris

ownCloud

ownCloud

Internal Server Error

The server encountered an internal error and was unable to complete your request.

Please contact the server administrator if this error reappears multiple times and include the technical details below in your report.

More details can be found in the server log.

what kind of idiot would put in that link?

what technical details?

More details can be found in the server log. This is not a link to the log that may or may not contain the information but is instead a link to the ownCloud documentation online. Read the documentation to find out the log file is kept here. The logfile of ownCloud is located in the data directory owncloud/data/owncloud.log which as an administrator you have no access, unless you have access to the files on the server.

this actually makes a lot of sense, if instead the message read

Internal Server Error

‘Call to undefined function OCP’ (the actual error in the log file) it would just be confusing, a search for

‘ownCloud internal server error’ returns around 99,700 results, you, of course have no idea what the error is from the information provided, so, happy reading.

but a search for

‘ownCloud internal server Call to undefined function OCP’ returns around 7,750 results

first of which was

Bookmarks Internal Error – Server – ownCloud Central
https://central.owncloud.org/t/bookmarks-internal-error/21051

5 days ago – At the bottom of the screen says “Internal Error occurred” …. 10.2.0.5 Everytime I have an exception : Call to undefined function OCP Operating.

exactly the problem, fortunately the fix is simple

you’re not alone. Its broken due to the 10.2 upgrade.

makes you wonder why people use nextCloud